@ Snoop's Wife Arrested

She won't let Snoop eat his Chicken & Waffles, but his wife is out getting busted for DUI

@ Snoop Covers Johnny Cash

Snoop's cover of the old Johnny Cash song - My Medicine. Great stuff.

@ Jimi Hendrix Porn DVD

Its like seeing a flash-forward on my own life: The Jimi Hendrix sex tape.

@ DMX In Prison

DMX is sitting in prison today after getting arrested for the 2nd time in a week.

@ Pimp That Barbie Car

You want your ride to look cool, don't forget to pimp your kid's ride too.

@ Natalie Portman Smells Funny

Funniest shit I've seen all week - Dog pisses on Natalie Portman.

@ Ego Trippin'

Its in the stores! Ego Trippin'

Hop out and get it.

@ Afrodiziac

Great DVD cover for Afrodiziac. Love that white afro.

@ Sensual Seduction Video

Snoop's new video for Sensual Seduction is a riot. Serious old-school shit going down in this vid. And ain't nothing stranger than seeing him playing a keytar. If this vid gets removed, here's an alternative.

@ Dr. Dre's Detox

Dr. Dre better hurry up with the release of his solo album Detox before these comparisons to Axl Rose start to spread.

Some hip-hop fans, however, must be wondering if this particular train isn't off the track. Dre (real name: Andre Young) has been working on his third solo album, "Detox," for nearly eight years, a time frame that invites uncomfortable comparison with such earlier pop music train wrecks as Phil Spector, Brian Wilson and Axl Rose. All three were fabulously successful artists who found it so hard to live up to their own expectations that they each ran into creative paralysis.

@ 50 vs Kanye

50 Cent and Kanye West are going to have a televised debate about who's album is better on Sept 11th.

@ Snoop Dogg Presents the Big Squeeze

Coming soon baby: Snoop Dogg Presents the Big Squeeze

Here's the track list:

1. Big Squeeze Intro - Snoop Dogg
2. Hat 2 the Bacc - Snoop Dogg, Western Union
3. We Came to Bang Out - Snoop Dogg, Soopafly,
4. Shackled Up - War Zone
5. Pop Pop Bang! - Snoop Dogg
6. 31 Flavors - Snoop Dogg
7. All About Damani - Damani, Snoop Dogg
8. Like Rock Stars - Bad Lucc, Damani, , Snoop Dogg,
9. Spend Some Time - Ricky Harris, , Snoop Dogg, Soopafly,
10. Fuckin Is Good for U - Damani, , Snoop Dogg, Soopafly
11. Get Your Body Moving - Kam, MC Eiht
12. Get Closer - Snoop Dogg
13. Can U Get Away? - Snoop Dogg
14. Get It Started - Snoop Dogg
15. Be Thankful

@ Outrageous Claims

Me and Dre made the list of the 15 Most Outrageous Claims In Pop Music History. Not sure why they included so much rap if they were gonna call it 'Pop Music History' though.

@ Fuck Imus

Somebody had to stand up for rappers with all this Don Imus crap going on.

@ Cap & Bag

Damn! A shower cap and a handbag. Fuckin' photogs.

@ Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

What little man doesn't need the Gangsta Rap Coloring Book.

@ 50 Cent Condoms

50 Cent is pushing his own brand of condoms. Hopefully, they ain't shot full of holes like 50 himself.

I also wonder about the pricing - 50 cents each?

@ Diddy Selling Dog Fur

Diddy's selling dog-fur hoddies.

@ Arrested Again

Damn police will not stop fucking with me.

@ AMA Pictures

Some photos from the American Music Awards: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

@ Tha Blue Carpet Treatment

The new album got pushed back a month. It'll be worth it.

Here's a tracklist:
1. Intrology
2. Think About It
3. Crazy
4. Vato
5. That's That Shit
6. Candy
7. Get a Light
8. Gangbangn 101
9. Boss' Life
10. Lax
11. 10 Lil' Grips
12. Round Here
13. Bitch I Knew
14. Like This
15. Which One of You
16. I Wanna Fuck You
17. PSst!
18. Beat Up on Yo Pads
19. Don't Stop
20. Imagine
21. Conversations

UPDATE: Here's a review.

Buy from Amazon: Snoop Dogg - Tha Blue Carpet Treatment

@ Feds Still Fucking With Slick Rick

Man, Slick Rick just keeps getting the shaft. Way back in 2002, the Feds started trying to deport him to England. I figured it was over in late '03 when they finally let him out, but now they are fuckin' with him again. This time, the Second Circuit Court of Appeals in New York tossed out the 2003 order that freed him and moved the case to Georgia where he has to win the right to stay here all over again.

Previously: Slick Rick Deportation
Previously: Stealing From Slick Rick
Previously: Slick Rick Wins Freedom

@ Girl Rappers

Where did all the female rappers go? Hell, there weren't ever that many.

@ 50 Cent and Elton John

50 Cent says that he wants to record a duet with me Elton John.

@ Van Halen Porn

Eddie Van Halen's porn music? Yep, Eddie wrote and performed a couple songs for a Michael Ninn porn DVD.

@ Lil Kim Out Of The Joint

Lil Kim is getting out of prison on Monday. She's been in since September.

@ Love Don't Live Here No More

Also be on the look-out for my first book this October. Its a drama titled Love Don't Live Here No More.

@ Hood of Horror

My newest film, Hood of Horror is going to be at Cannes this year.

More info here.

@ Lil Jon Porn

Lil' Jon is walking in my footsteps, and released another porn video - Lil Jon's Vivid Vegas Party. He's not a performer in it, but a host.

@ Hip Hop Excuse

Dirty cop gets busted for shaking down drug dealers, his wife claims he was under the influence of hip-hop music at the time.

@ Dogs

Coming soon: Snoop Dogg hot dogs. Foot longs.

@ Courtney Love

Courtney Love claims she's a "bigger badass than 50 Cent". She's crazier for sure.

@ Sulu Gay

Sulu, from Star Trek is gay? I'm guessing he was getting it on with Checkov.

@ Lanny Barbie

A real-life Barbie doll - Lanny Barbie. I think if I'd have used girls, I'd still be making porn DVDs.

@ Pimps Live Longer Than Gangstas

Apparently, the police think that Suge Knight shot himself, or that he accidentally got shot by a member of his own entourage.

And 50 Cent is talking with the Feds about the attempts to kill him.

@ Bad Aim

Suge Knight gets shot in Miami. He had it coming.

@ Afro Samurai

Samuel L. Jackson is going to be in a movie called Afro Samurai.

@ Mariah's Hooker Sister

Mariah Carey has a hooker for a sister. And she's HIV positive (the sister, not Mariah).

@ Lil Kim To Jail

Lil Kim is going to jail for a year and a day. Anything that keeps her away from the plastic surgery doctors is fine with me. The way she was goin', that girl was going to be 100% silicon.

@ Snacks

Rap Snacks. Mine's gonna be called a 'Doggy Treat'.

@ Rolling With Snoop

Bunch of photos in Rolling Stone of me.

@ Nuthing But Curse Words

Here's a great MP3 of what happens if you take NWA's Straight Outta Compton and remove all the lyrics from it - except the curse words. It sounds like Ice Cube has tourettes syndrome.

@ Biggie On Screen

P Diddy is going to make a movie about B.I.G.'s life. Anthony Anderson (from Kangaroo Jack) is potentially up for playing the role of Biggie.

@ Ice T Getting Hitched?

Is Ice T engaged? If so, those tits are gonna keep him busy.

@ Hip Hop Toothbrush

Anybody wanna listen to some rap while you brush your teeth. Yeah, thought you'd like that.

@ Da Brat Picks Guys

Gotta aim high I guess - Da Brat says she will only date multi-millionaires with big penises.

@ Gotti Goes Down

Just like Suge Knight before him, Irv Gotti of Murder Inc records goes down with the Feds trying to confiscate all his assets.

@ DJ Yella Gets Porn Deal

DJ Yella - from the old NWA days - is gonna make porn movies for Darkside Entertainment

@ Pimp My Ride Gets Fucked

Saw at Flaunting It that the guyz that do the custom work on Pimp My Ride got nailed for $16k by the feds for messing w/ safety stuff.

@ Jesse Jane Nudes

Some new Jesse Jane nude photos.

Official Jesse Jane website.

@ R&G (Rhythm & Gangsta)

This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for my new album and porn. Lots and lots of porn.

Here's a tracklist:
1. I LOVE TO GIVE YOU LIGHT
2. BANG OUT
3. DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
4. CAN I GET A FLICC WITCHU
5. UPS & DOWNS
6. THE BLINDNESS
7. SNOOP D.O. DOUBLE G
8. LET'S GET BLOWN
9. STEP YO GAME UP
10. PERFECT
11. WBALLZ (Interlude)
12. FRESH PAIR OF PANTIES ON
13. PROMISE I
14. OH NO
15. CAN YOU CONTROL YO HO
16. SIGNS
17. I'M THREW WITCHU
18. PASS IT PASS IT
19. GIRL LIKE U
20. No THANG ON ME

@ ODB - Ol DEAD Bastard

ODB is dead. Long live ODB.

@ Tera Patrick Nude Gallery

Check out the Tera Patrick and Lana galleries from Girl Fusion. Lots of T&A.

@ Fuck You, KRS-One

I used to respect KRS-One, but he's become a bitter old son-of-a-bitch over the past few years. First, he got on Nelly's case - calling him a sellout. And now, he's applauding the 9-11 World Trade Center attacks.

"So when the planes hit the building, we were like, 'Mmmm - justice.' "

The atrocity of 9-11 "doesn't affect us the hip-hop community," he said. "9-11 happened to them, not us," he added, explaining that by "them" he meant "the rich ... those who are oppressing us. RCA or BMG, Universal, the radio stations."

Parker also sneered at efforts by other rappers to get young people to vote.

"Voting in a corrupt society adds more corruption," he added. "America has to commit suicide if the world is to be a better place."

For a guy who claims to be so insightful, he's awfully short-sighted. From the rest of the rap world to you KRS - a big FUCK YOU. And FUCK your clarification too.

@ Origin Of Izzle

For those that don't know - the origin of 'izzle'.